“I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.” Quote by Joel Madden
“The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius.” MenWorldUseMovingLiteratureGeniusGainsBehaveConceptionHistorianPersonal Experiences Author:E. M. Forster
“The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.” WorstBest ThingsBeing RealWorst Things Author:Joel Madden
“Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.” PeopleMindFactsVideoLabelsOpen MindKeep An Open Mind Author:Joel Madden
“Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.” HardBigsSecretHard Work Author:Joel McHale
“If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.” IfsWayDreamLyingYour Dreams Author:Joel McHale
“It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.” PeopleStageFrontsWeekendAwesome Things Author:Joel McHale
“My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.” GoalCareersFameSakeHorrible Author:Joel McHale
“Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.” PeopleActorsHollywoodBe Good Author:Joel McHale
“Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.” EndsFactsBigsComedyHairJokesGrungeGlamBig Hair Author:Joel McHale