“Being honest, if I had a daughter I wouldn't want her listening to a Nicki Minaj CD until she was a certain age. Even when I meet my fans and they tell me they are 12, I cringe a little. I always say, 'Listen. I don't want you saying the bad words, put school first.'” IfsWantFirstsLittlesAgeSchoolCertainFansHonestListeningDaughterBeing HonestCdsCringeBad Word Author:Nicki Minaj
“Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.” MenWantHeartKidsDogPetKid At Heart Author:Nicki Minaj
“I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.” TurnsCausesCommunityKnownComedySmoothSailingSmooth Sailing Author:Jon Glaser
“I exercise about 40 minutes a day, and I'll run one day and do circuit training the next day. I live in an area where there are brilliant hills and mountains, so I get a good hill run with my dog. At home, I'll do the circuit training with old weights, along with pull-ups in the trees and that sort of stuff.” HomeRunningNextStuffTreeMinutesDogExerciseOne DayMountainTrainingAreasWeightBrilliantHillsNext DayMy DogCircuitsPull UpsCircuit TrainingHills And Mountains Author:Bear Grylls
“What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.” MayPersonsArtMightBeautifulViolent Author:Jon Glaser
“I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.” ThinkingShowsRealityFunReality Shows Author:Jon Glaser
“Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'” WantSaidGirlGrowsWaitingGrowing UpHeyShowersDiariesTell A Girl Author:Sarah Silverman
“If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.” IfsStepsCleanGuaranteesBreastsShowersSparklingYour Boyfriend Author:Sarah Silverman