“Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.”
Quote by Chip Kidd
Author
You May Also Like
“It will all be better in the end and if it is not better then it must not be the end yet”
Source: The Bronte Sisters: Three Novels: Jane Eyre; Wuthering Heights; and Agnes Grey (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)
Source: Jane Eyre
“As far as 3-D goes, I don't know if that will stay very long because things are moving so rapidly.”
Source: Sodom et Gomorrhe
