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“There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.”

Quote by John Oliver

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John Oliver, born on April 23, 1977, is a renowned British comedian. He is known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, having made a name for himself in various comedy programs as a host and writer. Oliver has achieved significant success in the comedy industry, winning multiple Emmy Awards among others. more

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