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“I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for the rest of your life instead of just wandering into a tattoo parlor on some idle Sunday and saying, 'I feel like I should have one of these suckers by now. I'll take a thorny rose and a "MOM" anchor, please. No, not that one--the big one.”

Quote by Sloane Crosley

Book:I Was Told There'd Be Cake
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I Was Told There'd Be Cake

In this memoir, the author shares her journey through the challenges of depression, using her passion for baking and cooking as a means to find happiness and connection. The book is filled with anecdotes and recipes, offering a unique blend of humor and introspection. more

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Sloane Crosley
Sloane Crosley

Sloane Crosley is an American writer born on August 3, 1978. Her works are known for their humor and unique perspective, mainly focusing on personal experiences and everyday life. more

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