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“When he takes a penalty, Graham Alexander turns his foot into a spatula-type device”

Turns Feet Type Devices Penalties Spatulas

Author:Mike Parry

“There are so many family dinners you can do. I eventually had to go to them and say, 'Look, I don't do spatula work. I don't do scenes with oven mitts. If you're looking for that, you've got the wrong guy. I'm not doing scenes about casseroles. It's not happening.”

Ifs Looks Guy Can Do Scene Happenings Dinner Ovens Family Dinner Casseroles Wrong Guy Spatulas

Author:Rob Lowe

“When you're looking around for metaphor or simile, I do think it's often helpful to keep inside the world of the book, to gather your comparisons from the stuff particular to that world - be they king salmon and aviation fuel, or pot roasts and spatulas.”

Thinking World Book Stuff Particular Kings Metaphor Fuel Aviation Comparison Helpful Pot Simile Salmon Spatulas

Author:Leigh Newman

“After our mom died, her parents (our grandparents) had this big court battle with dad. After six lawyers, two fistfights, and a near fatal attack with a spatula (don't ask), they won the right to keep Sadie with them in England.”

Two Bigs Asks Parent Mom Dad Battle Six England Died Court Lawyer Grandparent Sadie Mom Died Spatulas

Book:The Kane Chronicles, The, Book One: Red Pyramid

Source: The Kane Chronicles, The, Book One: Red Pyramid

“I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that.”

Dad My Dad Violent Repeats Anxious Incidents Spatulas

Book:The Kane Chronicles, The, Book One: Red Pyramid

Source: The Kane Chronicles, The, Book One: Red Pyramid

“I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.”

Humor Funny Comedy I Realized Kitchen I'm Sorry Crushed Flew Pancakes Roommate Blueberries Spatulas

Author:Demetri Martin

“Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.”

Ifs Hours Beats Sitting Tables Dinner Unconscious One Hour Spatulas

Book:Blue Smoke

Source: Blue Smoke

“Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that everyone was as perverted as he was, so I didn't miss a beat. "We prefer blender beaters for our kitchen utensil kink," I said with a straight face. Bones hid his smile behind his hand, but Ian looked intrigued. "I haven't tried that ... oh, you're lying, aren't you?" "Ya think?" I asked with a snort. Ian gave a sigh of exaggerated patience and glanced at Bones. "Being related to her through you is a real trial.”

“Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula.”

Past Imagine Bird Breasts Chickens Living In The Past Spatulas

Author:George Watsky