“I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.” FactsSawsHeardDangerousSixSevenBowlsBananas Author:Karl Pilkington
“You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.” Get RealJust Do It Author:Karl Pilkington
“Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.” Has BeensFunnyMoonArmstrong Author:Karl Pilkington
“People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.” PeopleWellsMeanDoeKidsGood ThingsLegsLife ChangingChanging My LifeHaving Kids Author:Karl Pilkington
“We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about” NeedsStuff Book:The World of Karl Pilkington Source: The World of Karl Pilkington
“I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.” PeopleThinkingStuffCleverRomeLoadOverheadOld Stuff Author:Karl Pilkington
“The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.” DesignHugeTinyBedroomPyramidsOverrated Author:Karl Pilkington
“Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.” IfsLittlesFunnyDiesBitsFoodCatSmellComedianPetKittenStinkCat Food Author:Karl Pilkington
“I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.” ThinkingLostFeltWales Author:Karl Pilkington