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“The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you've eaten some.”

Quote by Bruce Jay Friedman

Book:The Lonely Guy: And, The Slightly Older Guy

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The Lonely Guy: And, The Slightly Older Guy

This book explores the unique perspectives and experiences of two male characters, one who is lonely and another who is slightly older. Through their stories, readers gain a humorous and thoughtful examination of the human condition, the challenges of forming connections, and the journey of personal growth. more

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Bruce Jay Friedman

Bruce Jay Friedman is an American novelist born on April 26, 1930. Known for his unique humor and satirical style, his works primarily explore the absurdity of modern urban life. more

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