“In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.”
Quote by Dave Barry
Work
The World According to Dave Barry
The book is a compilation of Dave Barry's witty and satirical observations on various aspects of modern life, showcasing his distinctive sense of humor and sharp wit. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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