“Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.”
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Bill Murray
Bill Murray, born on September 21, 1950, is an accomplished American actor known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. He has starred in numerous classic films, such as 'Lost in Translation' and 'The Croods', winning the hearts of audiences worldwide. more
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