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Quote by Maria Bamford

“I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.”

Quote by Maria Bamford

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Maria Bamford is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and character acting. Born on September 3, 1970, she has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Bamford is recognized for her outstanding performances in personal appearances and television shows, particularly for her ability to explore themes of mental health and interpersonal relationships through character acting. more

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