“I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.”
Quote by Mark Twain
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Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)
The Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated) is a comprehensive compilation of the renowned author's writings, featuring illustrations to complement the text. This collection encompasses a variety of genres, including novels, short stories, and essays, showcasing Twain's wit and social commentary. The illustrated format aims to provide a richer reading experience for fans of Mark Twain's work. more
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“The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.”
“With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.”
“You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.”
“I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.”
