“With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.”
Quote by Joan Rivers
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“You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.”
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“My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.”
“At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.”
Source: I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
