“Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.”
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Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli, born in July 1961, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for her sharp humor and insightful social commentary, she often addresses societal, political, and personal topics in her performances. Lampanelli has a wealth of experience in the comedy industry, has won multiple awards, and has appeared on numerous television and radio programs. more
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