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“I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do you ever notice they always say the same thing? 'I remember seeing this really bright, white light.' It's like, of course, you pinhead, it's the paramedic looking in your pupils with a penlight.”

Quote by Carol Leifer

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Carol Leifer, born on July 27, 1956, is an American comedian known for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. She gained fame for her work in various comedy programs, including 'Saturday Night Live' and 'The Carol Leifer Show'. Leifer's career began in the 1980s, and she has since made a significant impact in the comedy world. more

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