“Play the game right. If you play the game intelligently and execute the fundamentals, you can win.” Quote by Tony La Russa
“Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right. So I've prepared a little experiment.” LittlesPoliticalProcessCitizensDestructionPreparedExperimentsToxicAssuredMutually Assured Destruction Author:Tim Dorsey
“These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.” NeedsDifferentAnimalSituationWeakStartingFringeHerdsSnacksDifferent Animals Author:Tim Dorsey
“There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.” WayWantArtistThreeEcstasyThree Ways Author:Tim Dorsey
“There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.” PeopleHumorInspirationSchoolDifferencesFameInsightInfamy Author:Ricky Gervais
“Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort the newest designer drug, XGB5, which gave people the uncanny sensation of throwing money away while chewing their own lips off. It was hard to come by and everyone had to have it.” PeopleHardBodyRoomsDrugLipsDesignerSensationsThrowingFloridaTubesChewingNightclubsUncannyLimesLatex Author:Tim Dorsey
“But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.” NextPayLaughingFiveOkayBillsCablesJulyNovemberNoon Author:Tim Dorsey
“My mother was a teacher, my father was a community organizer. I come from a working class background.” MotherFatherCommunityClassTeacherBackgroundsWorking ClassOrganizer Author:Chris Hayes
“My dream when I was 14 was someday I could have a David Levine caricature of me in 'The New York Review of Books.'” BookDreamNew YorkSomedayReviewsCaricatures Author:Chris Hayes