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“Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.”

Quote by Tommy Chong

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Tommy Chong, born on May 24, 1938, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and satirical style, he is considered one of the key figures in the comedy world. more

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