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Quote by Jim Carrey

“I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.”

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Jim Carrey, born on January 17, 1962, is a renowned Canadian actor, comedian, and comedy screenwriter. Known for his exaggerated performance style and unique comedic talent, he has been nominated for multiple Oscars and is best known for his roles in 'The Mask' and 'Forrest Gump'. more

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