“I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.”
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Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham, born on August 21, 1990, is a talented comedian known for his unique and satirical humor style. He has gained widespread recognition in the comedy world for his insightful commentary on contemporary social issues. more
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