“Most people don't know how to tell stories.” PeopleKnowsStoriesKnow HowSproutsBrusselsBrussel Sprouts Author:Ted Rall
“On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.” StatesPlanetsPakistanAnti-american Author:Ted Rall
“When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.” LooksEyeExpressionBirdStaringTilt Author:Ted Rall
“When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling.” ThinkingWritingTogetherNovelStorytellingProseGraphicGraphic Novels Author:Ted Rall
“Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.” StillsJobsInvolvedHatedDay Jobs Author:Ted Rall
“Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.” TryingCountryHandsRunningLeftAfghanistanRegimesAlliancesPuppetsKabulWarlords Author:Ted Rall
“There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.” SourceTraditionHonorableRuinedBlair Author:Ted Rall
“The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.” NeedsYearsCountryForcePlansCommitmentOriginalsSoldierBillionsExpertsOccupationAfghanistanMarshall Plan Author:Ted Rall
“The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.” KnowsWalksPiecesBarsBest ThingsApartmentCartoonist Author:Ted Rall
“Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.” ThinkingLastsFansMeetingsConfusedAssociationSpeakersCartoonistEditorials Author:Ted Rall
