Best Brussel Sprouts Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Most people don't know how to tell stories.”

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Author:Ted Rall

“I'm into eating salads and fish. I've always been a big fish eater. I like fruit. I have friends that you have to force-feed them the good stuff. I'm lucky I actually like it. Brussel sprouts and all that.”

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Author:Elisha

“The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.”

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Author:Steven Rubenstein

“My husband is the cook at our house. I can make dessert and salad, but I stay away from meals. He makes amazing omelets, fish, and grilled vegetables like Brussels sprouts and cauliflower.”

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Author:Dylan Lauren

“I hate to shop. I consider it one of life's necessary evils, like brussels sprouts and high-heeled shoes.”

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Book:Guilty Pleasures: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel

Source: Guilty Pleasures: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel

“We kids feared many things in those days - werewolves, dentists, North Koreans, Sunday School - but they all paled in comparison with Brussels sprouts.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“I actually love fish and vegetables. I was raised on vegetables! Anything green - spinach, broccoli, brussels sprouts - I crave.”

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Author:Eva Longoria

“Everybody used to say going to restaurants... is like theater, there's stage sets, there's drama, there's play acting and you watch the show. And now, boy, everything's just become so serious. And you sit at the counter and the chef comes out and tells you what he did to the Brussels sprouts leaves and no, there's not a lot of dancing.”

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Author:Pete Wells

“I can't think of anything I can't stand the taste of less than brussels sprouts.”

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Author:Michael Welch

“I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs and cats, for example - from the animals on my plate, and I never really cared for the taste of meat. I always loved my Brussels sprouts.”

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Author:Kristen Bell

“When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food. I'll eat anything. I'll eat dirt.”

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Author:Sylvester Stallone

“A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.”

Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

“I'm Winnie the Pooh - that's as sexy as I am. I meet ladies and they talk about their family and I talk about my family. It's about as sexy as a bag of Brussel sprouts.”

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Author:Bob Hoskins

“Brussels sprouts are misunderstood - probably because most people don't know how to cook them properly.”

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Author:Todd English

“I do half the cooking, and by 'half' I mean three quarters," Dad pointed out. "And if you're going to turn up your nose at all my carnivorous delights, ingrate child, you can sit under the table and gnaw sadly on a raw Brussels sprout at mealtimes.”

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Author:Sarah Rees Brennan

“I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me 'rabbit' when I was a kid. I hate mushrooms, though. I apologize to fungi lovers, but this way, there's more for you!”

“The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.”

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Book:The SECOND TREE from the CORNER

Source: The SECOND TREE from the CORNER