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Quote by Steven Rubenstein

“The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.”

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Steven Rubenstein was an American author born on June 10, 1962, and passed away in 2012. His works spanned various genres, including novels, non-fiction, and children's literature. more

“The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledygook than the rest of the world put together.”

World School Together Belief Religious Wonder Special College Humorous Enormous Usa Devoted Harvest Religious Belief Unorthodox

Author:Peter Medawar

“Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.”

Giving Wells Enough Turns Stuff Sleep Poor Lord Clear Stupid Drink Humorous Mad Rate Beer Tunes Melancholy Cows Verses Rhyme Belly Ache Pipe Lad Chaps Sleep Well

Author:A. E. Housman

“This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot, For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not.”

Trouble Humorous Fellows Ill Treated Unborn

Book:50 Poemas

Source: 50 Poemas

“Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.”

World Made Hands Hell Humorous Deeds Knuckles

Book:Delphi Complete Works of A. E. Housman (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of A. E. Housman (Illustrated)

“The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it.”

Eye Lasts Sun Minutes Humorous Balls Connected Wounds His Eyes Pitcher Last Minute Center Fielders

Author:Dizzy Dean

“PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set.”

Problem Disease Solutions Humorous

Author:Edsger Dijkstra

“Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.”

Night Dies Hours Watches Humorous Grass Parks Saturday Ohio Saturday Night Toledo

Author:John Denver

“Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy.”

Heard Humorous Angel

Author:Tom Lehrer

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