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“Hounds follow those who feed them.”

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Otto von Bismarck was a German statesman and the Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Prussia. He is known for his realpolitik and his role in the unification of Germany in the late 19th century. Bismarck's policies and leadership were instrumental in the creation of the German Empire and his diplomatic efforts helped maintain peace in Europe. more

“I wish he hadn't gone and cut his hair. He looks about eight years old. His ears have tripled in size. Everyone's started calling him Dumbo. Which wouldn't be so bad, except they've started calling me Mrs. Dumbo. You can't even tell he's got curly hair anymore. There's nothing left to run my fingers through. Just this weird blond AstroTurf sprouting out of his skull.”

Years Looks Running Left Wish Gone Cutting Hair Calling Ears Fingers Size Eight Skulls Curly Hair Dumbo

Book:What My Mother Doesn't Know

Source: What My Mother Doesn't Know

“We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the wall. I make the silhouette of my hand into a duck. Robin makes his into a rabbit. Now my duck kisses his rabbit And-POOF!- it turns into a turkey. And for some reason this strikes us as hysterically funny. But you probably had to be there.”

Reason Hands Bigs Light Turns Rooms Wall Kissing Shadow Strikes Ducks Turkeys Rabbits Living Room Robins Silhouettes Turned Off Flashlights Hysterically Funny

Book:What My Mother Doesn't Know

Source: What My Mother Doesn't Know

“Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.”

Needs Years Girl Next Plans Generations Fans Six Judgment Dare Vampire Next Generation Goth Be Encouraged

Author:Kevin Smith

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