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Quote by Jesse Jackson

“I'm not wasting my time with any more non-straight-talking candidates.”

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Jesse Jackson is an American civil rights activist, Baptist minister, and politician, born on October 8, 1941. He is renowned for his pivotal role in the civil rights movement and his relentless pursuit of economic and social justice. more

“I used to think I knew everything, but older you get the more you see other areas. If you could read everything about both sides, you'll pretty much be in the middle again, which is the state you had when you were totally ignorant. So my theory is if you maintain total ignorance - which isn't easy, but I try - you'll be just as far ahead as if you'd spent days and days reading about the whole issue. And you have that much extra time to play Pac-man.”

Ifs Thinking Men Trying States Play Whole Used Reading Easy Sides Issues Middle Ignorance Theory Areas Ignorant Extras Both Sides Pacs Extra Time

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“All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.”

Real Reason Earth Together Hate Nations Race Creeds Nationality

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“I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.”

Luxury Fewer Items Cuban Luxury Items

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“I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.”

Used Evolution Used To Be Thanks Swimmer

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“I read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.”

Thinking Men Night Community Hours Window Mad Passionate Nine Leap Odds Bedroom Passionate Love Community Service

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“My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.”

Wells Waiting Clear Baby Paper Nervous Pounds My Sister Expecting Adoption Papers

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“I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.”

Ifs Way Said Home Found Left Saws Cost Bills My Way Cheer Realised Psychologist Way Home Cheer Me Up

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“Now there's a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long?”

Long Waiting Periods Gun Mad Seven Seven Days

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“I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.”

Said Born Baby Grew Mom My Mom Cute Mold Cute Baby

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“Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?”

Sex Impossible Overcoming Hey Paradox

Author:Emo Philips

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