“I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.”
Quote by Jim Norton
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Jim Norton
Jim Norton is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Born in July 1968, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Norton has gained recognition for his performances in stage, television, and radio, particularly for hosting his comedy show 'The Jim Norton Show'. more
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