“I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.”
Quote by Scott Adams
Author
You May Also Like
Source: The Jane Austen MEGAPACK TM: All Her Classic Works
Source: The Aeneid: (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)
Source: Inferno: Special Illustrated Edition (Enhanced): Featuring Robert Langdon
Source: Pale fire
“The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle.”
“Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.”
