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“I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.”

Quote by Les Dawson

Book:Les Dawson's Joke Book

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Les Dawson's Joke Book

Les Dawson's Joke Book is a collection of jokes curated by the renowned British comedian Les Dawson, showcasing his comedic wit and humor. more

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Les Dawson was a renowned British comedian, known for his unique humor style and performing talent. He was born on February 2, 1931, and passed away on June 10, 1993. Dawson's performances on television and stage were greatly appreciated by audiences, with his comedic works including 'Les Dawson Show' and 'Dawson's Run'. more

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