Les Dawson was a renowned British comedian, known for his unique humor style and performing talent. He was born on February 2, 1931, and passed away on June 10, 1993. Dawson's performances on television and stage were greatly appreciated by audiences, with his comedic works including 'Les Dawson Show' and 'Dawson's Run'.
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“I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.”
“Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.”
“There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?”
“Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.”
Source: No Tears for the Clown: An Autobiography
“I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.”
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
“He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.”
“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
“My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.”
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
“The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.”
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
“I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.”
“My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.”
“I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.”
“I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.”
“Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.”
“I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.”
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
Source: Les Dawson's Joke Book
“My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.”
“My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.”