“My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.”
Quote by Les Dawson
Work
Les Dawson's Joke Book
Les Dawson's Joke Book is a collection of jokes curated by the renowned British comedian Les Dawson, showcasing his comedic wit and humor. more
Author
Les Dawson
Les Dawson was a renowned British comedian, known for his unique humor style and performing talent. He was born on February 2, 1931, and passed away on June 10, 1993. Dawson's performances on television and stage were greatly appreciated by audiences, with his comedic works including 'Les Dawson Show' and 'Dawson's Run'. more
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