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Quote by Les Dawson

“I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.”

Quote by Les Dawson

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Les Dawson was a renowned British comedian, known for his unique humor style and performing talent. He was born on February 2, 1931, and passed away on June 10, 1993. Dawson's performances on television and stage were greatly appreciated by audiences, with his comedic works including 'Les Dawson Show' and 'Dawson's Run'. more

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