“A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.” Quote by Bob Saget
“My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.” KindStuffDadMy Dad Author:Bob Saget
“What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.” PeopleLevelsComedyDefinedI've LearnedAuschwitz Author:Bob Saget
“I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.” PeopleWantStoriesFunActingEntertainingTelling Stories Author:Bob Saget
“A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.” ThreeJokesComedian Author:Bob Saget
“A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!” PeopleLastsAsksHouseMy FavoriteAsk MeEpisodesFull House Author:Bob Saget
“My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.” WalksWifeSaintMy WifeDiapers Author:Bob Saget
“Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?” PoliticsPoliticianConcernedBe GoodSupposed To BeFakeSincerity Author:Bob Saget
“I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.” StillsI CanLastsWaitingNegativeNutsNarcissisticNeedy Author:Bob Saget
“Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.” NeedsWellsWaterDrinkHolyOffersCatholicLovelyHoly Water Author:Bob Saget
