“What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.” PeopleLevelsComedyDefinedI've LearnedAuschwitz Author:Bob Saget
“I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.” PeopleWantStoriesFunActingEntertainingTelling Stories Author:Bob Saget
“A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.” ThreeJokesComedian Author:Bob Saget
“A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!” PeopleLastsAsksHouseMy FavoriteAsk MeEpisodesFull House Author:Bob Saget
“My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.” WalksWifeSaintMy WifeDiapers Author:Bob Saget
“Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?” PoliticsPoliticianConcernedBe GoodSupposed To BeFakeSincerity Author:Bob Saget
“I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.” StillsI CanLastsWaitingNegativeNutsNarcissisticNeedy Author:Bob Saget
“Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.” NeedsWellsWaterDrinkHolyOffersCatholicLovelyHoly Water Author:Bob Saget
“If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.” IfsGivingFineWindowWipeSprayDiarrhea Author:Bob Saget
“What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?” IfsAsksCarGirlfriendKitchenScissorsYour Girlfriend Author:Bob Saget
