“A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.” Quote by Bob Saget
“A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!” PeopleLastsAsksHouseMy FavoriteAsk MeEpisodesFull House Author:Bob Saget
“My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.” WalksWifeSaintMy WifeDiapers Author:Bob Saget
“Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?” PoliticsPoliticianConcernedBe GoodSupposed To BeFakeSincerity Author:Bob Saget
“I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.” StillsI CanLastsWaitingNegativeNutsNarcissisticNeedy Author:Bob Saget
“Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.” NeedsWellsWaterDrinkHolyOffersCatholicLovelyHoly Water Author:Bob Saget
“If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.” IfsGivingFineWindowWipeSprayDiarrhea Author:Bob Saget
“What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?” IfsAsksCarGirlfriendKitchenScissorsYour Girlfriend Author:Bob Saget
“Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.” PeopleBodyFourGym Author:Bob Saget
“If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?” PeopleIfsPersonsTwoEqualNegativeHanging OutNegative PeoplePositive Person Author:Bob Saget
