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“If we call shorts (shorts).. shouldn't we call pants (longs)?”

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“She regarded Arthur with the corners of her eyes as she drove, noting that he was wearing a seatbelt, even though there was no more law requiring him to do so. There was no seatbelt around her, and in truth if she was the van's only occupant there wouldn't be any pants either.”

Happy Pants Apocalypse Bureaucracy Fitzgerald No Pants

Book:A Happy Bureaucracy

Source: A Happy Bureaucracy

“It took me a while to figure out why I was frequently almost pooping my pants! It eventually emerged it was an abrupt increase in solar radiation levels that was triggering diarrhea to occur.”

Levels Pants Radiation Solar Diarrhea Emerged Triggering Pooping Frequently Abrupt

Book:Magee’s Disease

Source: Magee’s Disease

“Do you want a reward?” Sato purred. “I’ve got one in my pants for you.” “Okay, that’s disgusting.” Moses suddenly turned on Sato. “The fuck is wrong with you? She’s basically my sister-in-law at this point.”

Pants Reward Innuendo Disgust Everything Is Wrong Uhh You Kissed Your Sister In Law

Book:Tourner

Source: Tourner

“The length of your shoe may change, the size of your pant may also change; but your life will never change until your mind changes! © more talks”

“Keep Your Pants On Some people believe the myth that if you do NOT have sex by the third date the relationship is going nowhere. What a joke!!! Why would you have sex with a complete stranger? This person could be married, a psycho, or have an interesting disease that could be spread to you. Get to know the person for who they are, no matter how great their body is. Why risk having sex before discovering you really do not like them? Think before you get naked!”

Sex Relationship Sexuality Pants Relationship Advice Relationships Advice Sex Advice

Book:Insights for Singles: Steps to Find Everlasting Love

Source: Insights for Singles: Steps to Find Everlasting Love

“You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk. He just shrugged with a playful smile, his eyes momentarily flitting toward my pants before returning to meet my gaze. “It’s an expression,” I rolled my eyes. “Don’t tell me you aren’t familiar with it, Mr. Smarty Pants.” “You have quite a repertoire of ‘pants’ references, don’t you?”

Humor Paranormal Romance Pants Sarcastic Humor

Book:Relativity

Source: Relativity

“I don't believe in wearing track pants unless you are in an actual athletic situation.”

Humor Fashion Track Pants

Book:Sex & Violence

Source: Sex & Violence

“Having something to complete, often drives investment.”

Author:wizanda

“When you revealed that the Rani was in fact the Nagi," Charlie said, "the players collectively pissed their pants." "I'd rather they creamed their jeans.”

Humor Pants Jeans

Book:This is Not a Game

Source: This is Not a Game

“Lovers look in the pants, they look in the eyes.”

Lovers Pants Eyes

Author:M.F. Moonzajer