“I don't ever want to grow up. I guess I'm like Peter Pan. Grown-ups have problems. I want to stay happy.” Quote by Shaquille O'Neal
“As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.” IfsSaidBasketballWorkersCommandBeesHierarchyHere I AmGreat FriendWorker Bees Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.” PeopleMatterRememberStuffBasketballSkinsRemember Me Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I've been the type of person [and] the type of athlete, I don't like to be given anything. I like to earn.” PersonsGivenTypeBasketballAthlete Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I'm a realist. I like to put it in business terms. I ran three different corporations my way and I was successful. But I'm an older guy who is on his way out so they brought me in as a consultant for the new, up-and-coming CEO. I'm here for him.” WayDifferentGuyThreeTermSuccessfulBasketballMy WayCorporationsRanCeoRealistConsultantsOlder Guys Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?” PeopleKnowsLooksKindHas BeensFunnyPainCultureBlackJewBlack PeopleOppressedFunny People Author:Sarah Silverman
“I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.” FirstsFunnyRememberHeardAdamRemember WhenCds Author:Seth Rogen
“I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake name. Its a very specific type of gift. You don't want to go too far into the silly, and you don't want to go too far into the banal. I always thought one of the funniest names ever was Gern Blanston, which came from a Steve Martin routine on one of his early records.” PeopleKnowsWantFunnyNamesDifficultPartyTalkingKnow HowRecordsGroupsTypeCome UpDinnerSillyFakeRoutineReally GreatDinner Party Author:Paul Rudd
“I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.” FunnyExcitingComedianExciting Things Author:Maya Rudolph
“I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time.” WorldFunnyFilmComedyCracks Author:Nick Cannon
“Imagine if you've got the diva of all divas. If we've got to be somewhere at five or six o'clock, I tell her its time to go at noon so she gets those five hours to do what she needs to do. But were both kids at heart. She is the funniest person ever and she has a great sense of humor. We connect at a spiritual level.” IfsNeedsHeartPersonsKidsFunnySpiritualHoursLevelsFiveImagineSixClockSense Of HumorNoonKid At Heart Author:Nick Cannon