“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
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Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper was a renowned British comedian, known for his unique comedy style and slapstick performances. Born on March 19, 1921, he passed away on April 15, 1984. Cooper's exaggerated physical language and humorous dialogue won the affection of audiences worldwide, making him one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more
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