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Quote by Richard Jeni

“Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.”

Quote by Richard Jeni

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Richard Jeni was a renowned American comedian, born on April 14, 1957, and passed away on March 10, 2007. Known for his unique humor style and satirical approach, Jeni was deeply loved by audiences. His comedic talent and wit have left a lasting impression on the comedy world. more

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