Best Goofs Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with each other. We're honest, we're total goofs.”

Feels Stills Care Together Honest Grew Comfortable Grew Up Girlfriend My Girlfriend Goofs Day Care

Author:Britney Spears

“Kate Winslet also happens to be one of my close friends who I goof off with like crazy. It was a reunion of two people who, I guess, are a little bit older, a tiny bit wiser but ultimately were the same as they were when they were 21.”

People Littles Two Happens Bits Crazy Little Bit Tiny Wiser Kate Reunion Close Friends Goofs

Author:Leonardo DiCaprio

“The nice part about not being a huge film is that you get to goof around a bit more.”

Film Bits Nice Huge Goofs

Author:Gillian Jacobs

“Working from home meant we could vary snack and coffee breaks, change our desks or view, goof off, drink on the job, even spend the day in pajamas, and often meet to gossip or share ideas. On the other hand, we bossed ourselves around, set impossible goals, and demanded longer hours than office jobs usually entail. It was the ultimate "flextime," in that it depended on how flexible we felt each day, given deadlines, distractions, and workaholic crescendos.”

“I love to have fun and goof around and be silly, so anybody who can also do that is good for me.”

Fun Silly Having Fun Being Silly Goofs

Author:Taylor Lautner

“In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.”

Stills Country Government Kings Blind Blindness Goofs

Book:Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times

Source: Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times

“I just want to be me and play golf.”

Want Play Golf Goofs

Author:Bubba Watson

“I try to shoot the first rehearsal because people are more spontaneous. People in real life don't really know where they are going to be either positioning themselves or how they will be saying their words. When people goof during the first take, it usually looks realistic.”

People Knows Trying Firsts Looks Real Real Life Realistic Spontaneous Rehearsal Goofs

Author:Gus Van Sant

“Anyone who believes cannot experience miracles. By day one does not see any stars. Anyone who does miracles says: I cannot let goof the earth.”

Believe Doe Earth Religion Stars Letting Go Miracle Goofs

Book:The Blue Octavo Notebooks

Source: The Blue Octavo Notebooks

“I really, really wanted to write. I loved language. I loved literature. I loved reading. I never read a foreign language, I'm afraid, but I loved Flaubert. I loved the 19th-century classics. I love Thomas Hardy. I wanted to be a goof on a bus, but I wanted to write more.”

Writing Wanted Reading Literature Language Century Bus 19th Century Hardy Foreign Language Goofs

Author:Robert Stone

“As a teenager, I was really trying to have fun 24 hours a day. I didn't start thinking until I was 20 or 21. I was doing regular goof-ball stuff.”

Thinking Trying Fun Stuff Hours Balls Teenager Having Fun Goofs

Author:David Lynch

“I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.”

Sound Boys Jokes Hot Pranks Goofs Suave Debonair

Author:Jensen Ackles

“When players go out and train on their own, they usually do it at half speed. This kind of training is valuable, but it doesn't prepare you for competition, where you must perform at full throttle. So the trick is to schedule regular sessions of intense practice, while always leaving time to juggle and generally goof around with the ball”

Kind Half Practice Player Training Balls Competition Train Leaving Valuable Speed Tricks Intense Usa Schedules Session Throttle Goofs Always Leaving

Author:Mia Hamm

“I felt what I was trying to do was make people realize that comics could be deep. I stopped myself in the middle of saying that because the Bazooka Joe thing I do with Dante's Inferno, that was just a goof. I wasn't trying to make people look at Bazooka Joe more seriously. But in my mind it's always been important.”

People Trying Mind Looks Important Felt Realizing Middle Inferno Goofs Bazookas

Author:Robert Sikoryak

“I'm a goof. I talk too much. I tell stories. I tell cheesy Dad jokes. I'm theatrical and I'll mix things up and I'll surprise people. Those are the things that I just do because that's who I am.”

People Stories Too Much Dad Jokes Surprise Who I Am Theatrical Cheesy Goofs

Author:William Beckett

“The way you get through having a shitty job is to laugh a lot and goof around.”

Way Jobs Laughing Goofs

Author:John C. Reilly

“I've always been an actress, entertaining my family was the start. I'm a goof ball among many of my cousins and siblings.”

My Family Balls Actresses Entertaining Cousin Sibling My Cousin Goofs

Author:Aeriel Miranda

“I have the easiest job in the world! It's an excuse to get up there, goof around and have fun.”

World Jobs Fun Excuse Get Up Having Fun Goofs

Author:Diana DeGarmo

“Bryan Cranston is generous, he's funny. When we did a wedding scene [in The Infiltrator ], at the end of the movie with a big set piece, he put the veil off the bride, he put it on, he pretended like we were getting married, he's just a goof.”

Ends Bigs Pieces Scene Married Generous Veils Brides Getting Married Bryan Goofs

Author:John Leguizamo

“I have a good friend who's a very good printer. And he does a certain amount of printing for me. I do all the developing. If somebody's going to goof my film, I'd better do it. I don't want to get that mad at anybody else.”

Ifs Want Doe Film Certain Amount Mad Very Good Developing Good Friend Printing Printer Goofs

Author:Garry Winogrand

“I'm talking about technical goofs. I'm pretty much on top of it. The kind of picture you're referring to would have to be more about the effects of technical things, technical phenomena, and I'm just not interested in that kind of work at all.”

Kind Talking Effects Not Interested Referring Goofs

Author:Garry Winogrand

“I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a bit about his Mom making the bed in the summertime when he was a kid. He just said "Vroom!" and threw the sheet up in the air and the sheet would just stay over the bed for like a minute and a half. All he had were his arms out, but I could see the sheet. And he didn't do anything. He just kept it there. And I went, "I have to write more."”

Writing Said Kids Remember Used Bits Half Laughing Air Minutes Arms Mom Bed Cooks Factories Sheets Summertime Up In The Air Goofs

Author:Jay Mohr

“Daryl Hannah likes to goof around with fashion, but she does have pretty impeccable taste.”

Doe Fashion Taste Likes Impeccable Goofs

Author:Val Kilmer

“I think a lot of young kids at school are very conscious of trying to keep credibility in case they kind of stand out in a crowd and get bullied by trying to stay cool and stuff. And my whole thing, all the way through school, was I was just a goof... I didn't care.”

Thinking Way Trying Kind Whole Care Kids School Young Stuff Cases Conscious Crowds Standing Out Credibility Bullied Goofs Stay Cool

Author:Dominic Monaghan

“I found it very easy to transform into creeps and weirdos and losers and goof-balls, and I'm happy to play eccentric kinds of characters, and I have a great affinity for the outsider, but I definitely am about expanding my range as well.”

Wells Kind Play Character Found Easy Balls Range Loser Outsiders Expanding Creeps Eccentric Affinity Weirdo Goofs

Author:Rainn Wilson

“I am a goofy person, really. That's where my energy goes, that's how I live my life. The goof gene is very strong inside me, really.”

Persons Energy Strong Genes Very Strong Living My Life Goofy I Live My Life Goofs

Author:Devon Bostick

“We always hope for the easy fix: the one simple change that will erase a problem in a stroke. But few things in life work this way. Instead, success requires making a hundred small steps go right - one after the other, no slipups, no goofs, everyone pitching in.”

Way Problem Easy Simple Steps Hundred Things In Life Strokes Diligence Erase Pitching Small Steps Goofs

Book:Better: A Surgeon's Notes on Performance

Source: Better: A Surgeon's Notes on Performance

“Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.”

People Ifs Needs Years May Lasts Life Is Fall Class Taken Lucky Paid Falling In Love Cards Interviews Devices Temporary Weekend Validity Bunk Symbiosis Goofs

Author:Chetan Bhagat

“It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have...One pair that see through closed doors. Another in the back of her head...and, of course, the ones in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and reflect 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word.”

Looks Children Eye Mother Three Courses Doors Love You Fronts Mom Pairs Being A Mom Closed Doors Goofs

Author:Erma Bombeck

“Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies.”

Artist Warrior Association Tattoo Sailor Loaded Bikers Carnivals Goofs Goons

Author:Jon Anderson

“Any business or industry that pays equal rewards to its goof-off and its eager beavers sooner or later will find itself with more goof-offs than eager beavers.”

Inspirational Motivation Pay Industry Equal Rewards Sooner Or Later Beavers Goofs Eager Beaver

Author:Mick Delaney

“I have been a goof my whole life. I wasn't really the popular girl in school and didn't have any boyfriends in high school because I was a nerd. I was a geek.”

Has Beens Whole School Girl High School Whole Life Nerd Geek Goofs Popular Girl

Author:Malin Akerman

“I’m here to win a championship. I’m not here to goof around”

Winning Championship Goofs

Author:Bubba Watson

“I don't play the sport for fame. I don't try to win tournaments for fame. I don't do any of that. It's just me. I'm just Bubba. I goof around. I joke around. I just want to be me and play golf.”

Want Trying Play Winning Sports Fame Jokes Golf Tournaments Bubba Goofs

Author:Bubba Watson

“I loved dancing the tango at the 1994 Nurses Ball Talent Show. I thought I'd be dancing with Brad Maule (Tony) but the writers revved up the passion by pairing me with Leigh McCloskey, my lover Damian. During dress rehearsal, for a goof, Leigh and Brad ran into each others arms instead!”

Shows Passion Talent Arms Lovers Balls Dresses Dancing Ran Nurse Rehearsal Brad Tango My Lover Goofs Talent Show

Author:Jacklyn Zeman

“Life is not given to us that we might live idly without work. No, our life is a struggle and a journey. Goof should struggle with evil; truth should struggle with falsehood; freedom should struggle with slavery; love should struggle with hatred. Life is movement, a walk along the way of life to the fulfillment of those ideas which illuminate us, both in our intellect and in our hearts, with divine light.”

Way Should Heart Ideas Light Might Life Is Evil Given Walks Struggle Our Lives Journey Movement Divine Hatred Slavery Intellect Fulfillment Falsehood Life Is A Struggle Goofs Divine Light

Author:Giuseppe Mazzini

“I like to direct movies, but I don't like to goof around for eight years talking about it.”

Years Actors Talking Direct Eight Movie Goofs

Author:John Malkovich