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Famous David Brenner Quotes
“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”
“When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.”
“Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.”
“Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.”
“It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.”
“I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.”
“I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.”