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“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”

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David Brenner, an American comedian, was born on February 4, 1936, and passed away on March 15, 2014. Known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, he was one of the leading figures in American comedy during the latter half of the 20th century. more

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