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“My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.”

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Robert Schimmel
Robert Schimmel

Robert Schimmel, born on January 16, 1950 and passed away on September 3, 2010, was a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, Schimmel's comedic style was highly appreciated by audiences. His work often tackled social and political issues, bringing laughter while also prompting reflection. more

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