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“Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.”

Quote by Tom Lehrer

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Tom Lehrer is an American singer-songwriter and mathematician. His musical career began in the 1950s, and he is known for his satirical songs. Lehrer's work is characterized by its wit and humor, and his dual talent in music and mathematics makes him a unique artist. more

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