“According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.” HomeBigsSufferingComedyLegsIntimateLengthSchemes Author:Chuck Lorre
“Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.” ThinkingYearsCultureForgetProductsThousandTenYears AgoMadThousand YearsStarks Author:Chuck Lorre
“I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.” LevelsWorried Author:Chuck Lorre
“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.” IfsYearsNightSexCrazyAmountExerciseDrinkHealthyDrugDoctorsTestsStressStrangerPlentyVarietySmokeChestsRaysEvery NightHobbiesModeratesRecklessCharliePsychologistDentistHealthy FoodCardioReduce StressColonoscopy Author:Chuck Lorre
“I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.” PeopleBelieveShowsHappensLawI BelieveBasesGood ThingsKarmaThings HappenShow BusinessBad PeopleI Believe In KarmaLaw Of Karma Author:Chuck Lorre
“Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.” LoveLosesObjectsBearsSightAngerEnvyJealousyJealousEnviedJealousy EnvyJealousy And EnvyLove JealousyJealous And EnvyLove And JealousyFriend JealousyNo AngerJealousy And InsecurityJealous Love Author:George Eliot
“Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary.” WellsMeanArtPlayUniverseSexSimpleForgetPleasureDeterminedCupsTeaNever ForgetCups Of TeaSimple Pleasures Author:Chuck Lorre
“True love never has a happy ending, because there is no ending to true love.” Happy Endings Author:Alexander the Great
“The time for boring ethical discussions around disability is over. It's only through feelings of admiration, aspiration, curiosity and envy that we can move forward.” FeelingsMovingCuriosityBoringEnvyMoving ForwardDiscussionAspirationOver ItAdmirationEthicalDisability Author:Viktoria Modesta
