“Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.”
Quote by Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Louis C. K., born Louis Christopher Kelly, is an American comedian, writer, director, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and insightful social commentary, he is best known for his show 'Louis C. K.' and his role in 'Parks and Recreation'. more
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