“I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.” MenWantWritingHe ManMarriedBeing Married Author:Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“I'm going to embarrass my kids - sex is important. Sex is really important.” ImportantKidsSex Author:Kyra Sedgwick
“We have something called naked Sundays ... You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up ... We don't need to go anywhere, we're just with each other. We do everything naked. We cook naked.” NeedsAliveNakedCooksSundaySpices Author:Christina Aguilera
“Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.” PeopleThinkingLawAnswersWifePhonesRings Author:Rita Rudner
“Someone once said that two halves make a whole. And when two halves move in together, it makes a whole lot of stuff.” SaidTwoWholeTogetherMovingStuffHalf Author:Sarah Jessica Parker
“Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!” ThinkingI CanCatholicAbortionHomosexualAgainst Abortion Author:George Carlin
“Christians think a long record of church attendence and Bible reading is equivalent to an advanced degree in science.” ThinkingLongChristianReadingChurchRecordsDegreesBible Reading Author:Graham Kendall
“The point of existence is not to find the most powerful thing you can imagine and then grovel before it.” PowerfulExistenceImagineMost Powerful Author:Graham Kendall
“At the end of the day, all you can hope for is to go on. The older I get, the more I realize that just keeping on keeping on is what life's all about.” EndsRealizingGoes OnThe End Of The Day Author:Janis Ian
“Fabricating answers to unanswerable questions is the domain of religion. A deity model is not the default alternative to a scientific mystery.” AnswersMysteryModelsAlternativesDomainDeitiesDefault Author:Graham Kendall