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“Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst.”

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Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more

“Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'”

Way Needs Home Care Night Alive Baby Return Picks Take Care Girlfriend Coming Home Every Night Apartment My Girlfriend

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“What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.”

Guy Hats Yankees Caps

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“It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.”

Difficult Tough Passing Away

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Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

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