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“I find you get out of people what you put into them.”

Quote by Jewel

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Jewel Kilcher, known as Jewel, is an American singer, songwriter, and music producer. Known for her unique musical style and heartfelt singing voice, Jewel has become a significant figure in the global music industry since the release of her debut album in 1995. more

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