“My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.”
Quote by Max Miller
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Max Miller
Max Miller, born Maximilian Miller, was a British comedian, writer, and singer. He was born on November 21, 1894, and passed away on May 3, 1963. Miller was renowned for his unique sense of humor and witty performances, and he is considered one of the leading figures in British comedy during the early 20th century. more
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