“This contract is so one-sided that I am astonished to find it written on both sides of the paper.” Quote by Raymond Evershed, 1st Baron Evershed
“Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.” PeopleHeartYoungBreakFewerCommandments Author:Mark Russell
“Yeah, I can see why beautiful cars are compared to beautiful women... they usually belong to someone else.” I CanBeautifulCarYeahBeautiful Women Author:Mike Patterson
“I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!” KnowsNeighborhoodStarbucks Author:Dennis Miller
“According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply withdrawal symptoms similar to drug addicts. Of course, the real difference is that drug addicts aren't nearly as annoying.” RealShowsCoursesStarsDifferencesStudyFansDrugTenPercentAddictionPsychologicalAnnoyingFavouriteSymptomsAddictDeprivedCriteriaDrug AddictWithdrawal Author:Jay Leno
“There's so much myth and baloney. Like a 80-year-old man able to manhandle a 300-pounder with his little finger. Ridiculous. Or this matter of breaking bricks and boards wth the edge of your hand. Now I ask you, did you ever see a brick or a board pick a fight with anybody?” MenYearsLittlesMatterHandsAbleFightingAsksPicksFingersEdgesMythRidiculousBoardsOld ManBricksBaloney Author:Bruce Lee
“There has been a great proliferation of lawyers in the pat 20 years, just as there has been a proliferation of computers. But unlike computers, lawyers do not get twice as intelligent and half as expensive every two years.” YearsHas BeensTwoHalfComputerIntelligentLawyerExpensiveTwo YearsProliferation Author:Edward Burns
“I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.” MindLongWritten Author:Dorothy Parker
“March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.” PeopleShowsMonthsDrinkMarchHangover Book:Wobegon Boy Source: Wobegon Boy
“I don't claim to have an answer to every question, but I promise you I have a question for every answer.” AnswersPromiseClaimsI Promise Author:David Lander