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“Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the country's falling birth rate. America can help. This is a perfect opportunity to name Jesse Jackson ambassador to Sweden.”

Quote by Argus Hamilton

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Argus Hamilton is a renowned comedian, born in 1951. His career began in the 1980s, and he is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary. Hamilton has worked as a writer and actor on several comedy shows, including 'The Daily Show' and 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno'. His work often involves political and social issues, known for its wit and sharpness. more

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